The Perfect Gift: Ship Today

A sh!t-show is someone who:

-has their life together, but doesn't want to
-likes to pretend that they're a mess when really, they're just being dramatic for the sake of attention
-is always late to things, but acts like it's not their fault
-can't seem to hold a job, but is super talented
-always has some kind of drama going on in their life and loves to tell everyone about it even though they know they should probably just not talk about it at all because it's creepy

If you know someone like this (and let's be honest—you probably do), then this wine is the perfect gift. It says "I see you." It says "I feel your pain." And it says "Stop complaining and have a glass of wine already."